Greetings from Texas. We would like to introduce you to our new friend Flat Stanley. Stanley has not always been flat. He had an accident with his bulletin board falling on him and now he is flat (but don't worry, it did not hurt him at all).
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Then, you'll never believe this, but a Giant metal T-Rex almost got him Flat Stanley! Abraham was so brave and he risked loosing all his fingers to pull Flat Stanley from the ferocious beast!
Finally, I (Sophie) have taken to Flat Stanley like a bear to honey. So, I apologize for the small fracture in his right ankle (which mama was able to patch right up with some scotch tape) but I just couldn't help but to love on him. Otherwise, we took very good care of him and I think he had a fabulous time. I have some other exciting news...not only will we be returning Flat Stanley to you, but come to find out, he has a long lost sister, Flat Patty. She too came into a similar accident when the fridge up and fell on her. It must be hereditary. She would like to come and visit the family whom has taken in her brother. Maybe you could send her back to us with a picture of an adventure your family has had with she and Flat Stanley.Thanks again for introducing us to your friend. He will be greatly missed!
Love, Sophie, Gabrielle, Abraham, Ezra and Isabelle